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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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Luke: Why did the M&M go to school? Stan: I’m stumped. Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!;)
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What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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