Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
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