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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common? They both shower after three periods!
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