The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.