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This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his friend says. "All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes." "That's it?" the guy asked. "I'll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents." About a week later the guy gets a call. "How's it going with the mice, buddy?" "Not so good, dude." "What's the problem?" his friend asks. "To be honest, I'm having a lot of trouble holding their little legs apart."
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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What are Women Really Thinking? So many men, so few who can afford me. Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares? And your point is? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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