Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.