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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
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They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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