Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.