Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.