Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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