Joke #9669

Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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