Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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