How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.
Police are looking into it.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans.
All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby.
If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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I have found a new girlfriend, so I have introduced her to my grandmother, because the is the oldest and very clever. We have spoken a little bit and so on. The next day I have asked my grandmother, what she thinks of my new girlfriend, she said only: Johny, Johny, what shall I tell you, again, you have praid not much...rnrn
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Q: What bounces and makes kids cry?
A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.