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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
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Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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