What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.