Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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I have found a new girlfriend, so I have introduced her to my grandmother, because the is the oldest and very clever. We have spoken a little bit and so on. The next day I have asked my grandmother, what she thinks of my new girlfriend, she said only: Johny, Johny, what shall I tell you, again, you have praid not much...rnrn
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Ones the bus was full of people.
A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father.
He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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