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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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has 44.04 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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has 43.90 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
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