Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Ones the bus was full of people.
A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Q: What bounces and makes kids cry?
A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.