Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father.
He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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I have found a new girlfriend, so I have introduced her to my grandmother, because the is the oldest and very clever. We have spoken a little bit and so on. The next day I have asked my grandmother, what she thinks of my new girlfriend, she said only: Johny, Johny, what shall I tell you, again, you have praid not much...rnrn
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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