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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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