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Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Q: What bounces and makes kids cry? A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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