Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father.
He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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