I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.