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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: marriage, women
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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