If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?
A: He wiped.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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