Getting money out of my father was like taking candy from a baby.
He used to scream and cry like hell.
Yo Mama so old...
She's got the first autographed Koran.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?
A: He wiped.
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