Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common? A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
A blonde asks a bypasser: Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is? It's on the other side. Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...