I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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