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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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I have found a new girlfriend, so I have introduced her to my grandmother, because the is the oldest and very clever. We have spoken a little bit and so on. The next day I have asked my grandmother, what she thinks of my new girlfriend, she said only: Johny, Johny, what shall I tell you, again, you have praid not much...rnrn
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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has 43.90 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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