It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
I have found a new girlfriend, so I have introduced her to my grandmother, because the is the oldest and very clever. We have spoken a little bit and so on. The next day I have asked my grandmother, what she thinks of my new girlfriend, she said only: Johny, Johny, what shall I tell you, again, you have praid not much...rnrn
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