Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common.
So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
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I have found a new girlfriend, so I have introduced her to my grandmother, because the is the oldest and very clever. We have spoken a little bit and so on. The next day I have asked my grandmother, what she thinks of my new girlfriend, she said only: Johny, Johny, what shall I tell you, again, you have praid not much...rnrn
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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