Q: What bounces and makes kids cry?
A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father.
He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
I have found a new girlfriend, so I have introduced her to my grandmother, because the is the oldest and very clever. We have spoken a little bit and so on. The next day I have asked my grandmother, what she thinks of my new girlfriend, she said only: Johny, Johny, what shall I tell you, again, you have praid not much...rnrn
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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