Best jokes ever

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, couple, men
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cop
<<<1088108910901091
More jokes →
Page 1088 of 1391.