Ones the bus was full of people.
A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Q: What bounces and makes kids cry?
A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.
Police are looking into it.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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