My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Ones the bus was full of people.
A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
I have found a new girlfriend, so I have introduced her to my grandmother, because the is the oldest and very clever. We have spoken a little bit and so on. The next day I have asked my grandmother, what she thinks of my new girlfriend, she said only: Johny, Johny, what shall I tell you, again, you have praid not much...rnrn
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.
Police are looking into it.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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