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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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has 43.86 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 43.79 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ‘chew chew chew’.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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