Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Vote:
I have found a new girlfriend, so I have introduced her to my grandmother, because the is the oldest and very clever. We have spoken a little bit and so on. The next day I have asked my grandmother, what she thinks of my new girlfriend, she said only: Johny, Johny, what shall I tell you, again, you have praid not much...rnrn
Vote:
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
Vote:
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father.
He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.
Police are looking into it.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
Vote:
Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
problem
what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
problem
what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
problem
what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!
Vote: