Ones the bus was full of people.
A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
I have found a new girlfriend, so I have introduced her to my grandmother, because the is the oldest and very clever. We have spoken a little bit and so on. The next day I have asked my grandmother, what she thinks of my new girlfriend, she said only: Johny, Johny, what shall I tell you, again, you have praid not much...rnrn
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.
Police are looking into it.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
A willy is like a tree in your 20's its like a rock hard oak.
In your 30's & 40's its like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After your 50's its like a xmas tree, dead from the roots up & the balls are just there for decoration.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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