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Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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Girl: why am I still single? Brain: you're weird as shit. Body: and you're fat. Face: plus you're pretty ugly. Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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