Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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