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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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