The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.