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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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