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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dad, ugly, Yo mama
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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has 43.90 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 43.87 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, heaven
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