Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.