Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs?"
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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