Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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