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A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.
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A man walks into a bar and orders a triple brandy with a double whisky chaser. ‘You know I shouldn’t really be drinking like this with what I’ve got,’ says the man to the barman. ‘Why? What have you got?’ asks the barman. ‘Fifty pence,’ replies the man.
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell. A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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