A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple brandy with a double whisky chaser. ‘You know I shouldn’t really be drinking like this with what I’ve got,’ says the man to the barman. ‘Why? What have you got?’ asks the barman. ‘Fifty pence,’ replies the man.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell. A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.