Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.