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Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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Two lawyers are walking down the road when they see a beautiful woman walking towards them. ‘What a babe,’ one says. ‘I’d sure like to screw her!’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Out of what?’
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Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.
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A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
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What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
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