Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
A wife tells her husband: "We never go out anywhere…" "Great, tomorrow I will be going to through our the garbage, you may join me…"
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.