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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: athlete, dinosaur
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: athlete, mean, sport
Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dog, food, winter
I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, memory
A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, drunk
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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has 43.90 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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has 43.76 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: black people
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