If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A: A beer-a-cuda!
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.
They are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.