Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ‘chew chew chew’.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
A wife tells her husband: "We never go out anywhere…" "Great, tomorrow I will be going to through our the garbage, you may join me…"
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.