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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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A boy with a physical disability has just returned from a summer camp. His mum with an astonished face notices a diploma dancing for 1st place at the bottom of the boy's luggage. Mum: "Jimmy, did you dance with a girl?" Boy: "Nouuu." Mum: "Did you dance with a boy then?" Boy: "No, mum." Mum: "So how did you get it?" Boy: "I went to take some tea."
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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