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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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has 43.75 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A wife tells her husband: "We never go out anywhere…" "Great, tomorrow I will be going to through our the garbage, you may join me…"
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
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