Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. “The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the father, “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.”
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Husband to wife: ‘Put your coat on, I’m going to the pub.’ Wife: ‘Oh that’s nice, are you taking me for a drink?’ Husband: ‘No, I’m turning the heating off.’
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!