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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
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What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ‘chew chew chew’.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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A wife tells her husband: "We never go out anywhere…" "Great, tomorrow I will be going to through our the garbage, you may join me…"
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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