Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
A wife tells her husband: "We never go out anywhere…" "Great, tomorrow I will be going to through our the garbage, you may join me…"
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.