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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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has 43.90 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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has 43.90 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 43.86 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 43.86 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 43.82 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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has 43.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: racist
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