Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave.
The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out ''
I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!''
The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again.
The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''
Life is an open door.
It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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