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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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has 43.90 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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has 43.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: racist
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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