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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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Using a credit card is a convenient way to spend money you wish you had.
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If God had meant us to pay taxes, he’d have made us smart enough to fill in the return form.
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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