What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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