Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
There’s one good thing about life. It’s only temporary.
"I'd like to seek divorce. My wife hasn't spoken with me more than half year." "Are you stupid? It's a dream of every man."
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.