Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.