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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter, food, work
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, memory
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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has 43.90 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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has 43.74 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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