What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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