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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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There’s one good thing about life. It’s only temporary.
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"I'd like to seek divorce. My wife hasn't spoken with me more than half year." "Are you stupid? It's a dream of every man."
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
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Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
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