Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.