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Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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