Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.