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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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