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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
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