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"I hope you didn’t take it personally, Father," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the vicar replied. "It’s not a reflection on you, Father" insisted the church goer. "Christopher has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."
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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 43.68 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 43.68 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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has 43.65 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 43.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, food, life
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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