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Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife. See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation! So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man? No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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