In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
A: I don’t know.
I didn’t think sheep could knit!
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"
A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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