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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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