In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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