Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating.
The American husband asked, "how did you find out?"
The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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