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Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."
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Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? They need a map.
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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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Husband to wife: ‘You have a flat chest and hairy legs. Tell me, have you ever been mistaken for a man?’ ‘No,’ replies his wife. ‘Have you?’
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Wife to husband: ‘You certainly made a fool of yourself last night. I just hope nobody realised you were sober.’
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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