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Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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