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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
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