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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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