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The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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