Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe