Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!