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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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