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Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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Husband to wife: ‘Put your coat on, I’m going to the pub.’ Wife: ‘Oh that’s nice, are you taking me for a drink?’ Husband: ‘No, I’m turning the heating off.’
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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