Q: How do you piss off a man?
A: Stand on his back and piss.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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