When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."