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A mink in the wardrobe often leads to a wolf at the door.
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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
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There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents. The mouse had had no previous acquaintance with liquor, but now, being thirsty, it took a sip of the strange fluid, and then retired into its hole to think. After some thought, it returned to the pool, and took a second sip of the whiskey. It then withdrew again to its hole, and thought. Presently, it issued and drew near the pool for the third time. Now, it took a big drink. Nor did it retreat to its hole. Instead, it climbed on a soap box, stood on its hind legs, bristled its whiskers, and squeaked: "Now, bring on your cat!"
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