A mink in the wardrobe often leads to a wolf at the door.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
A mouse chanced on a pool of whiskey that was the result of a raid by prohibition-enforcement agents. The mouse had had no previous acquaintance with liquor, but now, being thirsty, it took a sip of the strange fluid, and then retired into its hole to think. After some thought, it returned to the pool, and took a second sip of the whiskey. It then withdrew again to its hole, and thought. Presently, it issued and drew near the pool for the third time. Now, it took a big drink. Nor did it retreat to its hole. Instead, it climbed on a soap box, stood on its hind legs, bristled its whiskers, and squeaked: "Now, bring on your cat!"