Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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