Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.