Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.