Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.