Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.