Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.