Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 
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These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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