What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 40 lb.
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot?
A: A baby with a razor!
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac.
They drive off the Grand Cannon.
What is sad about this story?
A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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Harry is better at sex than anyone he know.
Now all he needs is a partner.
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed?
Her toes curl up when you screw her.
A: "What is your biggest fear?"
B: "Being forgotten, what's yours?"
B: "Hello"
B: "?"
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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