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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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