In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Ramu: Your name on this report card.
Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror.
He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!'
The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men.
Completely shocked, he shouts, "Hello, Hello, Hello!"
The blonde whines, "What? No hello for me?"
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 40 lb.
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know.
Now all he needs is a partner.