Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot?
A: A baby with a razor!
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A: "What is your biggest fear?"
B: "Being forgotten, what's yours?"
B: "Hello"
B: "?"
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Harry is better at sex than anyone he know.
Now all he needs is a partner.
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed?
Her toes curl up when you screw her.
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.
Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture.
Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.
"And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?" the professor asked.
"I don't know," the student said.
"Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know," said the professor.
"That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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