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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
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Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move.
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The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"
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How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? (They use bear conditioning!)
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My husband has a split personality – and I hate both of them.
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How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!
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How do you know you’re flying over the poorer part of town? You see toilet paper hanging on the clothes lines.
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Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
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