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A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men. Completely shocked, he shouts, "Hello, Hello, Hello!" The blonde whines, "What? No hello for me?"
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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has 43.45 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
A: "What is your biggest fear?" B: "Being forgotten, what's yours?" B: "Hello" B: "?"
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Do you squat here often?
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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