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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 40 lb.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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has 43.45 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
A: "What is your biggest fear?" B: "Being forgotten, what's yours?" B: "Hello" B: "?"
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Do you squat here often?
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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