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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 43.40 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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