Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.