Joke #10482

Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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