Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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