Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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