Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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