Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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