Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.