Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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