Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation