Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.