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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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Always remember: There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
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Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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