Best jokes ever

Q: Why are politicians like diapers? A: Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life
Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, cop, driving, weed
The clerk walks into the boss's office and says, "The auditors have just left, sir." "Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss. "Very thoroughly," is the reply. "Well, what did they say", says the boss. "They want 15% to keep quiet."
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: accountant, management, money
Q: Why is divorce so costly? A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: divorce, money
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dentist, work
Q: What's an actuary? A: An accountant without the sense of humor.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: accountant
What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: accountant, tax, work
My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: drug, management, money, work