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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 80.63 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A passenger piled his luggage on the scale at an airline counter in New York and said to the ticket agent: "I'm flying to Los Angeles. I want the large bag sent to Denver and the two small ones to Cincinnati." "I'm sorry sir, but we can't do that," said the ticket agent. "That's good to hear because that's where they ended up the last time I flew this route."
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has 80.62 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: airplane, customer service, geography, travel
A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami. The e-mail reads: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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has 80.61 % from 603 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, husband, wife
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replies the man, "when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking." "Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," says his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years." "That's not the problem, " the groom says. "She gave me $20 change!"
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has 80.60 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: couple, holiday, love, marriage, money
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
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has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: hipster, travel
Q: What's the best way of investing your money? A: Alcohol, where else do you get 40%?
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has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, money
You must keep in shape. My grandmother started walking five kilometers when she was 60 and now she's 97, and we don't have a clue where she is!
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has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, travel
Drink water, let's surprise the liver!
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has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, health
What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole!
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has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: men
A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, "will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city." "Well Mr. Mayor," the man said in a firm voice. "I voted against you in the last election."
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has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
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