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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 42.96 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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has 42.87 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, death, Yo mama
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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has 42.83 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
At school, a soldier spoke to Johnny's class. Johnny felt enthusiastic about joining the military, so he went home and told his dad. To his surprise, this was the biggest step forward in his life, so his dad decided to explain the military to him. "Son, I'll teach you what you need to know about the military. The Army and Navy are the only two REAL branches of our military. The Marine Corps is a cult. The Coast Guard is playing a game called 'Pretend Navy Since 1915'." So Johnny asks his dad, "what about the Air Force?" Johnny's dad explained to him, "well son, the Air Force is like a giant corporation. Just a bunch of people sitting at desks playing Flight Simulator and bullshitting with each other." By that time, Johnny was amazed and decided he wanted to join the military, but wanted to know what his daddy did. "What did you do in the military, dad?" "Well son, I spoke Chinese and shot at the Americans in Vietnam."
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: air force, little Johnny, military, navy, school
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 42.67 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people
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