Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A blonde at a flashing red light!
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.