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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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I think that it is better to give that to get. You have a very generous thinking. Are you a humanitarian? No, I’m a boxer.
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A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
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TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
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Why did the teacher jump into the lake? Because she wanted to test the waters!
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Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
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When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
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"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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