Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar?
A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
Vote:
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’
Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’
Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue.
Forget it.’
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste