How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.