Yo momma so poor...
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’
Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’
Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue.
Forget it.’
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac.
They drive off the Grand Cannon.
What is sad about this story?
A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
Vote:
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
problem
what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
problem
what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."