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How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!
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Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers? A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room...
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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Q: What bounces and makes kids cry? A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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