A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.
The sing said: Disneyland Left.
So they started crying and headed home.
Yo momma so poor...
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’
Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’
Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue.
Forget it.’
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
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