Mary held her little daughter,
twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
just to look at those funny bubbles.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac.
They drive off the Grand Cannon.
What is sad about this story?
A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?"
Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?"
Boss "Get out."
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How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.