Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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