Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one