Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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