Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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