Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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