What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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A blonde, who had just dyed her hair, went to the hospital because her whole body hurt.
She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt.
The doctor told her to demonstrate.
She touched her nose and it hurt.
She touched her stomach and it hurt.
The doctor asked her if she was a blonde and she said yes.
"Look Here Lady, your finger is broken!"
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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