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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?  A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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