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Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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Air traffic controller: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." Airline pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Air Traffic controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"
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Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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