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What did the music teacher need a ladder for? To reach the top notes.
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What’s the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
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Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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