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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 41.39 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 41.34 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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has 41.33 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: racist
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly. After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says "If my proof falls then I rome through the halls." Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob. The man is confused and says "what are you doing?" She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some." The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did. Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good. The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping "Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch." Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?" She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: couple, dirty, men, stupid, women
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
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