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What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
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Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
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Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
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Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!
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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
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Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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