A friend of mine often tells to his wife: "It is better to be loved and almost the only one rather than to be the only one and almost loved…"
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?"
Doctor: "You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc."
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die."
Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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