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I’ve just come into some money. I wonder if they’ll still accept it at the shop?
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it turned itself in.
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Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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