What did the music teacher need a ladder for?
To reach the top notes.
What’s the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common?
A: Good year.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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