Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.