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Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
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