What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’