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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
At school, a soldier spoke to Johnny's class. Johnny felt enthusiastic about joining the military, so he went home and told his dad. To his surprise, this was the biggest step forward in his life, so his dad decided to explain the military to him. "Son, I'll teach you what you need to know about the military. The Army and Navy are the only two REAL branches of our military. The Marine Corps is a cult. The Coast Guard is playing a game called 'Pretend Navy Since 1915'." So Johnny asks his dad, "what about the Air Force?" Johnny's dad explained to him, "well son, the Air Force is like a giant corporation. Just a bunch of people sitting at desks playing Flight Simulator and bullshitting with each other." By that time, Johnny was amazed and decided he wanted to join the military, but wanted to know what his daddy did. "What did you do in the military, dad?" "Well son, I spoke Chinese and shot at the Americans in Vietnam."
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has 41.82 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: air force, little Johnny, military, navy, school
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 41.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 41.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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has 41.62 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 41.57 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 41.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
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has 41.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 41.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
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