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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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