Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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