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Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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has 41.34 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: math
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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has 41.33 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: racist
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 41.25 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Three men stranded on an island. They were walking across the sand when they came across a magic lamp; they rubbed the lamp and out came a genie. The genie said "you have three wishes but make it quick." So they thought about what they were going to wish for. The one man said, "I wish I was at home with my family." So the genie said your wish is my command, and he was gone, then the second man said "I wish I was in the pub with my mates." So he was gone. The last man said, "I am lonely and I want my friends back."
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: desert island, family, friendship, genie
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