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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 41.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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has 41.67 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 41.63 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 41.57 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 41.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Johnny Walks in his parents room finding his dad with his dick in his mom's pussy. Johnny asks his dad " Can realatives Have babies if they fuck?" "Of course not johnny" his dad replied. the very next day johnny was his room stuffing his dick in his 14 year old's pussy and humping her. "ohhhhh Johnny! Fuck Me Harder!" his sister yelled. I am! johnny said. then his sister gave johnny a blowjob to make his dick bigger. "Now I Can Fuck Better!" said Little Johnny. Then Johnny Fucked His Sister How He Saw His Dad Doing To His Mom. Then his parents came into his room and his mom saw his huge cock and said "Johnny That Sure Is Big! "Well Your Next Mom!" Johnny replied
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has 41.55 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 41.44 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, life
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 41.44 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
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