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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 41.79 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 41.77 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
Johnny Walks in his parents room finding his dad with his dick in his mom's pussy. Johnny asks his dad " Can realatives Have babies if they fuck?" "Of course not johnny" his dad replied. the very next day johnny was his room stuffing his dick in his 14 year old's pussy and humping her. "ohhhhh Johnny! Fuck Me Harder!" his sister yelled. I am! johnny said. then his sister gave johnny a blowjob to make his dick bigger. "Now I Can Fuck Better!" said Little Johnny. Then Johnny Fucked His Sister How He Saw His Dad Doing To His Mom. Then his parents came into his room and his mom saw his huge cock and said "Johnny That Sure Is Big! "Well Your Next Mom!" Johnny replied
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has 41.75 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 41.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 41.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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has 41.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mexican, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 41.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
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