What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
Man returning with his wife from guests. Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife. But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Insufficient sand.
What games do ants play with elephants? Squash!
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.