Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more?
Boss: What?
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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.