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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
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Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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Man returning with his wife from guests. Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife. But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Insufficient sand.
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What games do ants play with elephants? Squash!
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Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
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The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
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