‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’
Rodney Dangerfield
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
How does a gay man fake an orgasm?
He spits on his partners back.
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."
Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight.
"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor.
I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long.
Is there anything you can give me?"
"Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative.
Please take off your clothes."
The man strips down.
The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head.
"But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!"
"True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.