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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
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A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
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Three grandsons of ex Army Men were boasting about their grandfathers. "My great grandfather," one declared proudly, "made the army proud by joining the army at the age of 12." "Mine," boasts another, "got 12 bravery medals." "He was the only soldier in my family," confessed the third one, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 152 years old."
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What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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