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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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