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How do you join the police? Handcuff them together.
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Why did the policeman carry a pencil and a piece of very thin paper? He wanted to trace someone.
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Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
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We call my father-in-law the exorcist. Every time he visits he rids the house of spirits.
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Whiskey is a great drink – it makes you see double and feel single.
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My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered. Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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