A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.