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Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
There was a man who just got out of the army. He was really horny and only had $5, so he went to a whore house. He told the women, "Gimme anything you got." So then he is having sex with this women and says "Gosh, you're really rough inside." She says "Hold on" and she goes to the bathroom. 10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again. He says "Now you're really smooth. What happened?" She says, "I picked off all the scabs."
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military, money
A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring him. When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls like a demon. He looks at her and slurs, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister!"
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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