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Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: game, kids
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said, “I would like to show you an American pastime: baseball.” So the next day the man took her to a baseball game. The first man came up to the plate and hit the ball to right field and got to first base, the next man bunted the ball and got to first base, and the third man came up to the plate and got walked. The man said, “Are you understanding this game?” The woman answered, “Yes, but what I don't understand is why the thrower hurls the ball at the first man and he hits it. Then he hurls the ball at the second man and he taps it and runs to where the other man was standing. And then the third man, this is the part I don't understand, the thrower hurls the ball and he just stand there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there then he just walks to the place where the other man was standing.” Then the man says, “Well that is because he has four balls.” The woman says, “Poor thing! He couldn't run if he tried.”
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: sport, women
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: money
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
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