Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there's not a fan in the place.