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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
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Why’s a fat woman like a skateboard? They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you on one.
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