Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?
A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps.
Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
Why’s a fat woman like a skateboard?
They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you on one.
