Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?
A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Q: What is difference between man and Superman?
A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps.
Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
Why’s a fat woman like a skateboard?
They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you on one.