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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
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Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
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Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
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