Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What's a bee's favourite sport? Rugbee.
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
A frail little old lady walked up to a cop and said, "I was attacked! I was attacked!" The cop said, "When?" She said, "Twenty-three years ago." The cop said, "What are you telling me now for?" The little old lady said, "I just like to talk about it once in a while."
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!
Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.