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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: divorce, redneck
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 39.35 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 39.34 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
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