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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
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Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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