Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.