What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.