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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.39 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
What’s the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q:Why did the woman cross the road? A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: women
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks around the room with renewed vigor, returns the envelope to the drawer, and then begins his day’s work. After he retires, the new accountant can hardly wait to read for himself the message contained in the envelope in the drawer, particularly since he feels so inadequate in replacing the far wiser and more highly esteemed accountant. Surely, he thinks to himself, it must contain the great secret to his success, a wondrous treasure of inspiration and motivation. His fingers tremble anxiously as he removes the mysterious envelope from the drawer and reads the following message: "Debits in the column toward the file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window. Prefer Wraps and females who think realistically pick Wholemeal.”
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