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She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
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Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
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A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
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My husband has a split personality – and I hate both of them.
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A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died,” she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years.” “Amazing,” said the councilor. “How did you do it?” “I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward.”
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TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
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What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
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A lot of things have changed in my life since I got to know that my girlfriend got pregnant. My name, living address, phone number...
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
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