Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean.
I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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