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Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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A man who recently had a sex-change operation was talking to his former buddies at work about the operation. "Was it painful?" someone asked. "Well,"she said. "There was one part that was extremely painful." "I bet I know what part was so painful," someone else said. "I bet it was when they cut off your balls," they said. "No," she said. "I was heavily sedated and didn't feel a thing." "Then it must have been when they cut off your pecker," another person offered. "No," she said. "I was sedated then too, and didn't feel anything." "Then what part of the operation was so painful?" They wanted to know. "Well," she said. "After they were done cutting, they stuck a straw in my ear and sucked out half of my brains."
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
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