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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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Two guys meet: "Where were you lost my friend? says one of them." "Well, I took my kids to the zoo..." "And what kind of animals did you see there?" "The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...” "Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”! "Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
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Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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