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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
Black magic... It doesn't work.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 39.01 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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