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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 37.61 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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has 37.61 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: kids
There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood. The vampire pulled out a bloody tampon and said "TEA TIME!"
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, disgusting
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
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