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Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, nurse
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood. The vampire pulled out a bloody tampon and said "TEA TIME!"
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, disgusting
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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