Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
Why are old socks good for golf? Because they have eighteen holes.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
Jane. ‘It didn’t work for us.’ ‘Of course it wouldn’t,’ replies Mary. ‘You have to go alone.’
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.