Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Q: What vegetables to librarians like?
A: Quiet peas.
Slut - "I hate you bitch"
Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!!
Drew: Yes, it's really strange.
I've got another pair just like that at home.
A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died,” she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years.”
“Amazing,” said the councilor. “How did you do it?”
“I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward.”
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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
Answer: “Lazy.”
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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