Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.