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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them. After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners. “Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.” “What’s that you say?” she asked. “You know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.” “I said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.
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Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
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What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
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A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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When they get you, they have their own little signature, like Gucci or something like that. When you walk down the street, girls will walk by, and they'll say, "Oh, that's Gladys' work, ain't it?"
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