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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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