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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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