What do you say to a virgin?
Thanks for nothing!
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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