What do you say to a virgin?
Thanks for nothing!
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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