Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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A man who recently had a sex-change operation was talking to his former
buddies at work about the operation.
"Was it painful?" someone asked.
"Well,"she said.
"There was one part that was extremely painful."
"I bet I know what
part was so painful," someone else said.
"I bet it was when they cut off your
balls," they said.
"No," she said.
"I was heavily sedated and didn't feel a
thing."
"Then it must have been when they cut off your pecker," another
person offered.
"No," she said.
"I was sedated then too, and didn't feel
anything."
"Then what part of the operation was so painful?"
They wanted to
know.
"Well," she said.
"After they were done cutting, they stuck a straw in
my ear and sucked out half of my brains."
What do you say to a virgin?
Thanks for nothing!
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.