Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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