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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 38.01 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 38.01 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: school
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards. If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up. Birth control would come in ale or lager. Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, marriage, Valentines day
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school
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