Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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