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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, party
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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has 37.87 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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has 37.83 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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has 37.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student, teacher
What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.72 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
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