A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Basketball
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
The coach says to the boxer encouragement words: The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.