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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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