Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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When is a lion not a lion?
When he turns into his cage.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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