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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
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Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 37.50 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
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