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There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood. The vampire pulled out a bloody tampon and said "TEA TIME!"
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, disgusting
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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