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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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