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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died,” she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years.” “Amazing,” said the councilor. “How did you do it?” “I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward.”
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Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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