Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Class-ical.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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