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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 36.90 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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