Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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What is a buttress?
A female goat.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
How do I know that my youth is all spent?
Well, my get up and go has got up and went.
But in spite of it all I am able to grin
when I recall where my get up has been.
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