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Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, women
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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has 36.85 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: church, dirty, little Johnny, sex
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
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has 36.82 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.81 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty
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