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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the 90's" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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