Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.