When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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