When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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