When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!