When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.