When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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