When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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