When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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