When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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