Another Groaner Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.
One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment.
The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of an accident.
A man was made the police chief in a nudist colony.
He liked the job, but putting on the badge was murder!
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Crude & Rude Dude A man's driving happily along in his car when he's pulled over by the police.
The policeman approaches him and asks "Have you been drinking Sir?"
"Why?" asks the man, "have I got a fat chick in my car?"
Fed up with your computer winning at chess?
Try it at kick-boxing instead!
What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.