Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you."