You see, masturbation is so unpredictable. I just go up and down.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.