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You see, masturbation is so unpredictable. I just go up and down.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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