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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, Yo mama
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death
A lawyer opens the door of his BMW. Another car speeds by and hits the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrive, the lawyer is complaining bitterly. ‘Officer, look what they’ve done to my car!’ he whines. ‘You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick,’ replies the officer. ‘You’re so worried about your stupid car, you haven’t even noticed your left arm was ripped off!’ ‘Oh my God!’ replies the lawyer. ‘Where’s my Rolex?’
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