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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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has 36.62 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: church, dirty, little Johnny, sex
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"
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It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
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A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you."
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