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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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has 36.75 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 36.74 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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has 36.73 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
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has 36.72 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: women
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, cop
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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