Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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So that there be less strife
May your dreams be sweet
And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea?
A: One shucks between fits.
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My husband added some spice to our marriage.
He's left home.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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