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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: football, marriage, school, sport
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?  A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, soccer
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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has 35.94 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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