Best jokes ever

A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."
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has 35.94 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, atheist, bar, catholic, priest
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, stupid, Yo mama
A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back. The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min. They asked when she got there, "What took so long"? The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, war
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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