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What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? Drunks don’t have to go to the meetings.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: women
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?  A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, soccer
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