1st thief : Oh ! The police is here.
Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
How do you know you’re flying over the poorer part of town?
You see toilet paper hanging on the clothes lines.
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
Vote:
How fast can a women drive? 68 mph.
If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"