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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly. The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him. Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation." The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
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has 35.76 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: duck, little Johnny, student, teacher
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
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