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I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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