Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
What's grosser than gross?
Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.
What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream?
The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.