Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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