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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, heaven
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 35.78 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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has 35.78 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
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has 35.78 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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