Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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