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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
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I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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