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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
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A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
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Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying "Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage. I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly. You didn't have a miscarraige. You had diarrhea on a toad."
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Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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Why did the captain lose the yacht race? He found himself in a no-wind situation.
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What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.
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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
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OK, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
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