Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher.
When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly.
The teacher frowned and passed him by.
No kids, however, could offer her a solution.
Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.
Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation."
The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest.
The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?!
I have to walk out of here alone!"
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men?
It changes their blood type.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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