Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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