Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
I love cats – they taste just like chicken.