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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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