I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!