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Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: football, marriage, school, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?  A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, soccer
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 36.05 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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