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Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 35.96 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 35.93 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 35.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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has 35.90 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, teacher
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel
A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back. The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min. They asked when she got there, "What took so long"? The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood. The vampire pulled out a bloody tampon and said "TEA TIME!"
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, disgusting
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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