Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard.
"Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back.
The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min.
They asked when she got there, "What took so long"?
The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water.
The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood.
The vampire pulled out a bloody tampon and said "TEA TIME!"
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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