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What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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has 35.83 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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has 35.79 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, teacher
A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back. The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min. They asked when she got there, "What took so long"? The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, war
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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