What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard.
"Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back.
The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min.
They asked when she got there, "What took so long"?
The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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