Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Two boys have taken part in IQ tests at the well-known psychologist.
The first boy has opened the door after 30 minutes of testing and has screamed: "wow, perfect, unbelievable, I have 60 points, I have 60 points!"
After another 30 minutes has opened the door the second boy and has screamed: "wow, super, I have 62 points, I have 62 points!"
They sat down and asked each other: "and what does it mean, that you have 60 points and I have 62 points? Let us ask the psychologist what does it mean?"
The psychologist has said: "the 60 and 62 points means that you are both idiots."
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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