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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 35.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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has 35.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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has 35.79 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, teacher
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, war
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