What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.
CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe."
Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."
Company softball team downsized to chess team.
Company president now driving a Hyundai.
Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad?
A: Dady issues!
"Hey Jaeger, are you enjoying that apple?"
"Sure, why do you ask."
"I was going to offer you some toast."
"How kind of... I'll accept."
"Great, but what's toast without any butter Jaeger."
"You're right about that!"
"Well give me a few seconds, let me go scrape some off of your mother's teeth!"
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!