Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard.
"Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back.
The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min.
They asked when she got there, "What took so long"?
The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
Husband to wife: ‘You have a flat chest and hairy legs.
Tell me, have you ever been mistaken for a man?’
‘No,’ replies his wife.
‘Have you?’
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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