Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.