Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise".
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Hay.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard.
"Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.