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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
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