Best jokes ever

Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Vote: has 34.36 % from 97 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87. And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
Vote: has 34.29 % from 61 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: sex
‘Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, “So, what did you think?”’ Steven Wright
Vote: has 34.25 % from 36 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: life
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
Vote: has 34.25 % from 36 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: April fools, christian
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
Vote: has 34.25 % from 36 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
Vote: has 34.24 % from 56 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: sex
One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c'mon, I'm sure there's one buried in your desk too.) Since he'd heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and - oh, surprise out popped a genie. The genie asked, as genies will, "What is your first wish?" The government worker thought about it for a second, then replied, "I would like to be rich!" So the genie granted him his wish, and poof the man was surrounded by piles of money rivaling the heaps of even Martha Stewart and Bill Gates. Since the government worker knew the whole wish process, the genie didn't even have to ask for number two before he said, "My second wish is to be on an island with beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!" And poof, he was there. Then the government worker or, as I like to call him, civil servant decided on his third wish, "I don't want to do any work ever again!" and poof ubiquitous ironic twist he was back in his office.
Vote: has 34.19 % from 41 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: genie, life, money, political, work
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
Vote: has 34.18 % from 46 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: math
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Vote: has 34.18 % from 46 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Vote: has 34.13 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: baby, black humor


<<<1256125712581259
More jokes →
Page 1256 of 1386.