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What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.
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How do you know if your man is dead? The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
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When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
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Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.
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Don’t marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. Cricket
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Did you hear about the blonde who was treated in the emergency room for concussion and severe head wounds? She’d tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.
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He drank like a fish. Which would have been okay if he’d drunk what the fish drinks.
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Why is Cinderella such a bad football player? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball.
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I gave up alcohol last year. It was the longest 20 minutes of my life.
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How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a torch into her ear.
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