What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
(A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
If your girlfriend never makes you angry, she is fake. A real one acts like an evil spirit.
Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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When is a door sweet and tasty?
When its jammed!
Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell.
A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
Q: What is a thespian pony?
A: A little horse play
Q: What's all over a clean nose?
A: Fingerprints.