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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, sex
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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has 34.94 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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has 34.91 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
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