How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.