Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn.
Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Why does the chicken is sad?
Because his dad is a cock.
Why does the chicken is even more sad?
Because he faces the same future.