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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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has 35.06 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 35.04 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: divorce, women
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, sex
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
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