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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: money, tax
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? A: He called a toe truck.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
He was in a position to marry anyone he pleased. Unfortunately he didn’t please anyone.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
This black woman was vastly overweight, and I mean MASSIVE and she went to see the doctor about her weight. She said to him, "Have you got any dieting remedies or anything that can help me loose weight?" The doctor replies, "Yes we do, all you need to do is shake your head from left too right, simple eh?!" She says, "WOW that's amazing, um... when do I do it?" The doctor says, "Next time your ordered food."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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