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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’ Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’ ‘Good heavens,’ says Harry. ‘That’s a very long time ago.’ ‘Not reall
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has 34.72 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: sex
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams inagony. She pushes her knee and screams,pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, health
A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?" A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients." "And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching." "No, we came to make sure he was dead."
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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? A: He called a toe truck.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
He was in a position to marry anyone he pleased. Unfortunately he didn’t please anyone.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
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